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  About a month after Chris and I moved in together we went on a long drive. A few days before, he’d accidentally run over a Christmas tree that was laying in the middle of the road. It was dark … Continue reading

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Work It Out!

Something clicked in me and so I’ve proactively begun to better myself. I’ve diligently exercised every day for two weeks and last night, for the first time in over a year, I ran two miles in 27 minutes and 30 … Continue reading

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Adventures in Pryor Family Camping Trips

We went camping a lot when I was a kid. Most summer vacations were weeklong trips to a KOA or a state park. There were several weekends throughout my childhood where mom had to work and since dad was a … Continue reading

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Scenes From the Lobby

One of my favorite things, if not my most favorite thing, is when people feel the need to talk on the phone in public places. Like in the quiet lobby at the dentist office, that I’ve been oh so lucky … Continue reading

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Struggles of a Big Girl

So, Girl Scout cookies are in. That’s always a special fifteen pounds a year for me. It’s okay to have eleven Thin Mints in less than ten minutes while you watch The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, right? I mean, … Continue reading

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Introducing the Roommate

I’ve moved 18 times since I was 17 and I’ve had 13 different sets of roommates over the last 10 years. None of my experiences have been good. Probably because I’m a type ‘A’ personality and things must always go … Continue reading

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An Insomniac’s Tale

I find myself laying in bed on most nights lately, next to my beloved other half, humming a parody to Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop.” And He Can’t Stop,  And He Won’t Stop, I Can’t Sleep, Sleep ain’t coming, Can’t … Continue reading

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After my wisdom teeth extraction.

This is me after my wisdom teeth extraction. Incredibly embarrassing but also really funny. So go ahead an laugh at my expense! You’re welcome! I look REALLY disgusting. I promise I’m attractive. Also, read my post “five.” about my hellish … Continue reading

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The Wisdom Teeth Debacle

Getting your wisdom teeth extracted is the worst decision you will ever make. Before my counseling gig I was a server. And, before Obamacare, as many people in the service industry know, health insurance was not really an option. I … Continue reading

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I firmly believe that I am absolutely right about everything all the time. Chris and I got into a little bit of a disagreement. He was laying on the couch in the living room playing Angry Birds on his phone … Continue reading

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